150,000 AMERICANS DEAD! 4,500,000 AMERICANS INFECTED! NOT EVEN THAT FAKE AFRICAN DR. LADY HAS THE CURE. BUT I DO KNOW A NIGERIAN PRINCE WITH GUMMIES.
This Coronavirus thing hasn’t been made up to take down Trump! Why are seemingly smart people continually gravitating towards con men, quacks, and witch doctors? I’d laugh at all the conspiracy theories and shared videos of “doctors” in lab coats assuring you that there’s no virus, if we didn’t just pass 150K Americans dead. Everything with this administration is “China Virus” rhetoric and denial of facts. And our Prez will retweet the most crazy shit that comes down the pike if it has anything good to say about Hydroxychloroquine.
The latest is a Stella Immanuel video that millions of people sucked down and shared before it was taken down by YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. You know it’s some bullshit if all 4 take it down. And you know Trump is desperate if he’ll share a video featuring a black chick with a thick accent who is obviously form one of the “shithole countries”. Trump hated Africa when he thought Obama was from Kenya. But here comes Stella talking about a cure, not wearing masks, and Hydroxy and Trump’s ready to rock a dashiki and watch Coming To America 7 times. Ms. Immanuel also believes that Alien DNA is being used in medical treatments, has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches, and believes the Astros didn’t cheat to win the World Series. I made that last one up since she lives in Houston, but she does believe in alien DNA and demon sperm. Among other crazy shit. And Trump reflexively retweeted her to his 80 million followers because she said all the things he wanted to hear. About the Hydroxy, not the demon jizz.
I just don’t understand why folks have to find a silver bullet to believe in. I wish you’d find a belief in contact tracing, testing, and a mask-wearing campaign. Because you can try to track down all the quick fixes you want, we’re going to be at 200,000 in around 45 days. And all you’re little bullshit Facebook underground videos aren’t going to hold the cure to what’s ailing the world, Fauci will tell us what it is on the Nightly News. The irony is that when we do find a vaccine, all the conspiracy nuts and anti-vaxxers won’t want to take it. And we’ll have to go through and this again. I’ll check back in when we hit 250,000.