CONGRATS. YOU'RE A STABLE GENIUS

KELLY’S PRESIDENTIAL COGNITIVE TEST: COUNT TO 3 BY 1’S. WHAT YEAR WAS THE WAR OF 1812? JUST POINT AT SOMETHING. THINK OF AN ELEPHANT. SMILE. POINT AGAIN. CONGRATS. YOU’RE A STABLE GENIUS!


Come on people. You can't look at President Trump's interview with Chris Wallace and not see that the man is melting down. It may be because it was hot and orange juice droplets were streaming down from his brow, but at some point he knows someplace in the back of his brain that he's simply on the wrong side of history and his con is getting exposed. He knows he's responsible for tens of thousands of Americans deaths with his late response to Coronavirus and his continued refusal to model and impose wearing masks on the general public. He knows in the back of his very stable genius brain that history is going to judge him very harshly, as well as those that stood by and enabled him. I went from being sad for Trump to sad for our country. It went from being pathetic, in terms of his continual lying about the facts, to pitiful, in regards to having to listen to the people who will defend this performance.


Before you go into the whole “what about Joe Biden” critique, let's go ahead and compare them. They are both septuagenarians. They're both 70+ year old white men who are desperately trying to prove to everyone that “A Place For Mom” doesn’t need to be called right now. And yes, “A Place For Mom” looks out for men as well. I know this because my sister and I worked with them when I was looking for options for my parents. But whereas Biden is prone to gaffs, Trump is your racist grandfather who is prone to bigotry, division, and yelling “Hey you kids/blacks/Mexicans/gays/immigrants get off of my yard!” And I also don't think that Joe Biden would brag about passing an Alzheimer’s test. Why would that be something that you brag about? And he told Chris Wallace that he probably wouldn't be able to answer the last five questions of the test correctly. So Trump was saying that Chris Wallace probably wouldn't be able to identify a giraffe, state what day it was, or where he was sitting? I guess only a very stable genius that has the nuclear codes would be able to do those things.

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