HEY D, DUMP PENCE TODAY AND ANNOUNCE KANYE
HEY D, DUMP PENCE TODAY AND ANNOUNCE KANYE AS VP. YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO HAVE A BLACK RUNNING MATE! HE'LL GET SOME VOTES, BUT HE WILL GIVE YOU SOME UPITTY SASS.
I don’t know why Team Trump didn’t think of this earlier. Donald, just put Kanye on your ticket immediately. And I mean by the end of business today. You don’t want Sleepy Joe to be the first to do it and get black women energized to get folks out to vote. Control the narrative. Don’t just get black folks to turn up for your ticket, get them to turn out the vote. Old MTV style. When MTV played music and Kanye actually made GOOD music. There has never been a Black Vice President, so why don't you go right ahead and make history today. Jump all over Biden’s chance at being historic. You know Pence hasn't done shit for you besides putting his water bottle under the table when you did. You put him in charge of the Coronavirus task force and how’d that go? Can anyone say a thousand people dead a day? Drop the milk toast, and pick up the burnt toast.
Let’s face it, Kanye can't get on a lot of the state’s Presidential ballots because, yeah, he kind of started a little late to this. I know what people are going to say about black people being late to shit, but let's not hold it against the brother. As if you care about what people think. Let's use that as an asset. He's available now. That’s all we care about. Announce Mr. Kardashian TODAY! Strike while the iron is hot. Oh, and while the iron is hot, let's make some waffles. I think this is a super-smart play for you. Bigly. With all the racial injustice going on after George Floyd, no one can call you a racist if you take a black running mate. Actually everyone will call you racist cuz of all the racist shit you’ve done and people will see through the obvious pandering move, but there will be one or two hundred thousand black folks that will be swayed and come over to your side. They'll have to admit that “All Of The Lights” was the shit, and Kanye will get some votes. He’ll be a Black Jill Stein with less rhythm. That was low, but you grab Ralph Nader and the 3 of them can drop an album called “The Spoiler. Tales from the dustbin!”. And you talk about the Post Office moving slow now. Just wait to see how many black folks are going to go to the polls November 4th-7th, late to the election because Kanye will them that the election lasts an entire week. Like it was Freaknik. Or Coachella. Which one is popular now and which one had the life-sized hologram of Biggie?
But you know what I'm getting at. So 45, you have to do it immediately so that Biden doesn't steal your thunder. That way you can say you chose “A Black” as the first VP pick in history. And if Biden chooses someone like Meg Whitmer, a white lady, after Trump chooses Kanye, you know black people will go out of their fucking minds and all of them will be with you. It's a win-win-ride/or/die solution. And you can use Kanye's song “Jesus Walks” and intercut the footage of you going through Lafayette Park on the way to the church to hold up a bible and make it a music video. Screw the Lincoln Project. Show me one of their members that’s a Billionaire or one of their sneaker designs. They don’t understand that the Founding Fathers didn’t have auto-tune or a beats-per minute drum machine? Muckets, please!