I'M LOOKING FOR A PLACE IN THE BURBS
REAL ESTATE AGENTS, I’M LOOKING FOR A PLACE IN THE BURBS. TRUMP SAYS VALUES ARE GOING UP AND I WANT IN! THINK MY NEW NEIGHBORS CAN TEACH ME TO PLAY DOMINOS?
Put away your dog whistles and break out the megaphones people because in your face, out in the open, not going to hide it anymore, blatant racism is back. And depending on how the election goes, it might be back and here to stay. Screw you Obama with your trying to give “low income” folks a Suburban Lifestyle Dream. See, I’m so used to having to codify it in quotes that I forgot we’re allowed to say it out in the open. Let me try again: Screw you Obama with your trying to give darkies and brownies their Suburban Lifestyle Dream. Damn. I guess I’m just not used to being allowed to saying niggers and Mexican rapists out loud without backlash. Don’t worry. When I move to the suburbs, I’ll get over that.
So for the next three months at least while President Trump is in office, folks, feel free to get out all the racial animus you have been forced to keep inside. Get out all of the racism, misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia and hatred towards whatever other 4 groups you believe are keeping you down that you felt you had to keep inside. Trump's going to go full steam with it for the next 3 months, possibly next 4 years, so you might as well go ahead and get your licks in now. But remember, everything is being taped these days so if it doesn't go your way in November there might, could possibly be, will definitely be, some folks that have something to say to you after Biden’s inauguration. Or Trump’s second impeachment. Also remember that all the divisive and racist tweets you're about to put out live forever. Delete them as quickly as you realize the stupidity of them, but realize someone is either taking a screenshot of it, documented it, or filed it away in their memory banks. Talk to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, in regards to Coronavirus being handled in his state, about spiking the ball at the 50 yard line. It might be a long time explaining your racist tweets and crazy YouTube video shares when the dust settles. Talk to Dewey.